Free and inbound adaptation of Charles Dickens' novel "A Christmas Carol". Chapter III.
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Chapter III
"I must have eaten something very strong or I'm really going crazy," thought Ramón. First Steve Jobs and now Alberto Chicote.
Ramón closed his eyes as tightly as he could, hoping that when he brazil phone number library them Chicote would have disappeared, but that was not the case. The famous chef was still there, with his angry face and his colorful shirt.
"What's wrong with you? Don't just stand there stunned. We have a lot to do with you."
"Are you really Chicote? I'm definitely hallucinating, but look, I'd better play along and see if this dream ends soon before I go completely mad."
«Haven't you realized yet? This isn't a dream, it's a gift. The three spirits of inbound Christmas are here to help you regain your enthusiasm for your work and get back to being what you were before.»
"Really? Well, I think you're wrong, because I'm doing better than ever and I don't think I need anyone's help."
"If you think that, you won't mind us taking a look at what your customers think." Chicote walked over to the computer and opened Compuware's Google Plus reviews page . "Check this out."
Compuware's profile had a total of 27 reviews with an average rating of 1.3. Some of the first comments read:
'Decent software, but terrible customer service. I do not recommend it at all'
'It's the most sleazy company I've ever seen. They treat their employees terribly, and the owner is a swindler.'
'They promise quality and service, but once you sign, everything starts to get messy. And if you want to leave, be prepared because they're not going to make it easy for you.'
Ramon had never bothered to read what his customers were saying and his first reaction was denial. “ What a bunch of starving people . What do they expect with what they pay? What's more, I'm sure they are former employees who want to annoy. Or the competition, who no longer know how to attack me.”
"What are you saying?" Chicote replied. "The thing is that this is a fucking mess. This is a filthy company and I don't even know how you're not already in jail."
" Are you going to tell me how to run my business? I'm not going to put up with you talking to me like that. If you want, we can go outside and you can tell me again," Ramón shouted angrily.
The second of the three spirits: Alberto Chicote
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